Wizzair Sucks hits the google top 15!

// October 18th, 2009 // Uncategorized

After only 4 1/2 months, wizzairsucks.com has made it within the top 15 of google’s page ranking for the term “WIZZAIR”.  We’re told because of google’s regional differences that in some areas we are within the top 10!  Meaning that when you type Wizzair into google you could potentially get our site within the first page of results.  This has little to do us, short of our vague existence.

Needless to say “WIZZAIR” + any combination of negative search terms i.e. bad, sucks, evil, stupid, m$#%$%^% gets us at #1!

WIZZAIR +

Wizzair Exclusives

Ashamed
Beaten down
Cut down
Criticized
Dehumanized
Disrespected
Embarrassed
Humiliated
Inferior
Insulted
Invalidated
Labeled
Lectured to
Mocked
Offended
Put down
Resentful
Ridiculed
Stereotyped
Teased
Underestimated
Worthless


Freedom/Control

Bossed around
Controlled
Imposed upon
Imprisoned
Inhibited
Invaded
Forced
Manipulated
Obligated
Over-controlled
Over-ruled
Powerless
Pressured
Restricted
Suffocated
Trapped

Love/Connection/
Importance

Abandoned
Alone
Brushed off
Confused
Disapproved of
Discouraged
Ignored
Insignificant
Invisible
Left out
Lonely
Misunderstood
Neglected
Rejected
Uncared about
Unheard
Unknown
Unimportant
Uninformed
Unloved
Unsupported
Unwanted


Justice/Truth

Accused
Cheated
Falsely accused
Guilt-tripped
Interrogated
Judged
Lied about
Lied to
Misled
Punished
Robbed


Safety

Abused
Afraid
Attacked
Defensive
Frightened
Insecure
Intimidated
Over-protected
Scared
Terrified
Threatened
Under-protected
Unsafe
Violated


Trust

Cynical
Guarded
Skeptical
Suspicious
Untrusted
Untrusting

That we received 6,000+ unsolicited & unique visitors for the month of September is a measurable testament to the poor quality of service, and general malfeasance of Wizzair.

Help us get wizzair’s attention to redress their fiendish fiendish ways:

Type wizzair into google and find wizzairsucks.com.

On AOL… type keyword: WIZZAIRSUCKS

Post your story on wizzairsucks.com

Post your love story on wizzairsucks.com

Link to wizzairsucks.com

Join the revolution of unhappy customers!

2 Responses to “Wizzair Sucks hits the google top 15!”

  1. Baz says:

    Hi,

    Thought i’d try to balance out the wizzair-suckiness a bit.

    I’m a london based student who travels to eastern europe on a regular basis. Flights to warsaw have become quite expensive in recent months which makes it difficult for me to make my trips. I came across wizzair via lastminute.com in their “low cost airline” section. Naturally, being a low cost airline, I have absolutely no expectations of the airline other than to dump me unceremoniously from London Luton to Warsaw Chopin airport.

    My first flight with them was in August 2009, a one-way ticket from LTN to WAW. At the time it was around £80 cheaper than the nearest rival (including other low cost airlines), and that was after all taxes/baggage charges etc. I arrived at Luton, waited about 10 minutes to be checked in and was directed to the departure lounge. After a quick pint at the bar, I was told my flight was boarding…..and after a dash to the gate, it indeed was boarding. I got onto the plane and was quite impressed by how new it was. Nothing interesting happened during the flight and we arrived at WAW 10 minutes before scheduled arrival. All in all a great flight for the price.

    My second Wizzair flight was 6th Oct, also from LTN to WAW….once again, same story…flight was 5 mins early to destination and there were no problems during the flight. The ticket was around £50 cheaper than the closest alternative. I have another flight with them on 14th Oct (WAW->LTN) and I will update you if anything untoward happened there. I hope you get your problem sorted, but not everyone’s experience has been as negative as yours :)

    Regards,

    Baz.

  2. Baz says:

    Just got back from the airport…another wizzair flight from WAW->LTN….everything went fine again. Checked in (this time without checked baggage), had no problems whilst on the plane although the landing was a bit bumpy (due to the worst storms to hit the UK this year). Another major plus is because the planes are quite new, I do not get that horrible pain in my ears when landing as I tend to experience in other, older planes which perhaps do not keep the cabin pressurised as well as they should. So far, 3 flights with wizzair, all positive experiences.

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